The Sofoline community has been asking, "Where does our money disappear to?" and only The headmaster, his mistress/Secretary
and the Bursar have the answer.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Newest discoveries at Sofoline reveal that money frequently disappear from Prempeh's financial accounts.
It is a baffling series of discoveries that have shaken the very foundation of the Prempeh community. But who has the guts to question it?
They can only rely on prempeh.org to "go out and tell the world the story of a rapidly decaying, once great school."
According to unimpeachable sources, money disappear from the school accounts all the time. Nearly every week money is
stolen from the coffers. However, anytime government auditors come to audit the school, every transaction on paper appears normal.
Auditors always find every pesewa accounted for.
It turns out, according to highly reliable sources, that the numbers are adjusted to compensate for what has
been stolen just before auditors arrive. Unbeknown to the auditors,
prices of key items are always inflated. For example, if 100 cedis disappear from the accounts over a certain period, an item purchased for
20 cedis is inflated to 120 cedis by someone in the accounts office to account for the 100 that was clearly stolen.
But auditors never check for validity of stated prices, they usually glance at the balance sheets and the numbers. If auditors were to approach
every item with a keen eye, they will see the most ridiculous claims for prices. As an example, only a keen eye could detect something as ludicrous
as a box of pens - our own example - being listed as worth 100, 000 000 cedis.
These discoveries imply that somebody within the accounts office has full knowledge of this scam and is working together
with the leading suspect - the headmaster - and sharing the proceeds of the theft.
Prempeh.org can say with 100% certainty that Mr. Akwasi Owusu-Achiaw is behind the theft. Owusu-Achiaw's current audacity at conspicuous consumption
is only matched by his dexterity at brigandage, and his daylight rape of the college. He has formulated a plan to acquire as much wealth as
he possibly can, since he knows his days are clearly numbered because of his poor performance. He is grabbing as much as he could in order to
complete the mansion and hotel he is building, in case he gets kicked out of office any day now.
This prisoner of conscience, who even flaunts his sexual relationship with his secretary in the presence of school children, together with the
equally avaricious mistress, exhibit their recriminating opulence in the full glare of the school community.
How could a headmaster, in the interest of his mistress, proudly sacrifice his school's academic reputation in exchange for the superfluities
of European manufactories?
We are inviting auditors to come back to the school to re-examine every audit that they have done in the past with a critical eye. Every digit
should be re-examined. If they are presented with documents and numbers that differ from what they encountered previously, it should be considered a fraudulent creation prompted by this very reporting.
But auditors never check for validity of stated prices, they usually glance at the balance sheets and the numbers. If auditors were to approach
every item with a keen eye, they will see the most ridiculous claims for prices. As an example, only a keen eye could detect something as ludicrous
as a box of pens - our own example - being listed as worth 100, 000 000 cedis.