The Kings College will reopen next week with a new group of form one boys and
returning overfed and overweight seniors. Reopening date is September 11.
The ongoing vacation classes program, which has turned a majority of our teachers into multi-millionaires,
is expected to end at Sofoline this week. All the ladies in sexually-provocative dresses are expected to
return to their own schools to make way for the more disciplined green shirt-wearing people.
The headmaster will also present the prempeh.org Best Websiteaward to the school during reopening assembly.