THE GOLD RUSH

Monday, September 13, 2004

The hallowed halls of Prempeh - the most coveted.

A large number of parents seeking admission for their wards rushed to Sofoline today to pester the Administration staff even though the headmaster has clearly stated that admissions roster will not be posted until tomorrow, September 14, 2004.

The crowd is so large that both the Headmaster and his secretary are unreachable at this time. Every child in Ghana wants a place among "the lucky 500." Even the Army Commander in charge of 4BM was seen on campus today searching for a seat for his son.

As a consequence of the attention being directed towards the admissions proccess, the Remedial Classes students have become frustrated with the teaching staff for diverging attention away from them.